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June 17, 2022
AUTO-CORRECT IS HAVING A BETTER TIME THAN JOE AND HIS MOM
Susan Burdorf
Joe:
Hey mom. Heading home from work. Okay if I stop at Tom’s house on the way home? Need to pick up a cat?
Mom:
Cat?
Joe:
No. Not a Cat. Sorry. I need to pick up a car.
Mom:
Car?
Joe:
No. Not a car. Sorry. Darn auto correct. I need to pick up some Chinese orphans.
Mom:
Chinese Orphans?
Joe:
No. Not Chinese Orphans. Sorry. I need to stop at Tom’s to get laid.
Mom:
Get LAID?! You get home right now.
Joe:
No. No. No. Not get laid. I am sorry. I need to get some weed.
Mom:
WHAT?!
Joe:
No! No! No! Not weed, not weed, I promise. I have to get… never mind. I’ll be home in time for dinner.
Mom:
Oh, good. On your way home stop off at the grocery store and get me some sex.
Joe:
WHAT?
Mom:
Just come home.
Susan Burdorf is a lover of all things sparkly and can often be found looking for fairy rings in the moonlight. She one day hopes to work for GOOGLE as a proofreader for auto correct.