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June 17, 2022

AUTO-CORRECT IS HAVING A BETTER TIME THAN JOE AND HIS MOM

Susan Burdorf

Joe:

Hey mom. Heading home from work. Okay if I stop at Tom’s house on the way home? Need to pick up a cat?

Mom:

Cat?

Joe:

No. Not a Cat. Sorry. I need to pick up a car.

Mom:

Car?

Joe:

No. Not a car. Sorry. Darn auto correct. I need to pick up some Chinese orphans.

Mom:

Chinese Orphans?

Joe:

No. Not Chinese Orphans. Sorry. I need to stop at Tom’s to get laid.

Mom:

Get LAID?! You get home right now.

Joe:

No. No. No. Not get laid. I am sorry. I need to get some weed.

Mom:

WHAT?!

Joe:

No! No! No! Not weed, not weed, I promise. I have to get… never mind. I’ll be home in time for dinner.

Mom:

Oh, good. On your way home stop off at the grocery store and get me some sex.

Joe:

WHAT?

Mom:

Just come home.

Susan Burdorf is a lover of all things sparkly and can often be found looking for fairy rings in the moonlight. She one day hopes to work for GOOGLE as a proofreader for auto correct.