Not My Bird
Guy Cramer
It’s a bird it’s a plane, it’s—
no it’s really a plane
silver-streaked against the wild blue backdrop
but I wish it were a bird
some rare prehistoric thing that came off a mountaintop
not full of businessmen ordering Bloody Marys
or stewardesses getting groped
or everyone in coach wondering why they don’t get extra ice
They’d all be first class in my bird!
All the peanuts you can eat
If only I knew where it was going
Still wishing it were my bird
what a hell of a nest that thing would make
one egg could roll off
forming a crater that’d rival Chesapeake Bay’s
no I’ll have to be happy with it as it is
not my bird
somebody else’s
full of people going to see loved ones
to new homes
new jobs
running from something or to something
going to adopt a baby in Thailand
not heading for the Bermuda Triangle
The pilot announcing that they’re flying at 30,000 feet
taking a slight detour around a wall cloud ahead
Look down everybody, wave.
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GUY CRAMER is a writer from Texas who’s had recent words in HAWKEYE, The Bulb Region, and Mixtape Review. His first novel Cowboy Melt is releasing later this year. IG: guy.cramer